Bold, confident and unapologetically you. This retro 70s‑style “Thick Thighs × Thin Patience” t‑shirt is designed with smooth curvy typography and a clean, centred layout that gives the phrase the attitude it deserves. Perfect for anyone who loves a little sass, a little humour and a whole lot of self‑confidence.
Why you’ll love it
Retro 70s curvy lettering for a stylish, vintage vibe
Confident adult aesthetic — bold without being loud
High‑contrast, print‑ready design that stands out
Soft, comfortable everyday tee (perfect for jeans, leggings or layering)
Ideal gift for women who love humour, attitude and body‑positive style
Available in black or white
Sizes S, M, L, XL
Perfect for
Casual outfits
Gym or athleisure looks
Brunch, coffee runs and weekend wear
Sassy, confident personalities
Body‑positive fashion lovers
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
Wash
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colours and can sustain regular washing without losing colour or shape.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its colour and fabric integrity.
